Pointing out the blatantly obvious

Apparently you shouldn't put your foot through a TV. Who knew?

Size matters

And you'd never catch me in this mini

Art is everywhere you look

Classic pencil line drawings will never grow old.

One man, one voice, one mission

Recording the VO professional in a studio in North Point, more like a club then a place of work.

The voice of American Express

My first day in the recording studio as acting VO for the new American Express infomercial. Does anyone else hate the sound of their own voice?

I'm never going in the water again

I knew there were some seriously scary sharks in this country, but this 6ft great white just takes the biscuit. I'd like to shake the hand of the local that skinned it.

Targeted marketing gone wrong

The oh so slightly racist removal company.

Typhoon Repellent

No typhoons in Hong Kong this year, not with the all new big black circle line typhoon repellent. Simply draw on any map and feel secure from the strongest storms.

No one knows exactly where it came from, who's idea it was or what it's future demands could be. All we do know is that it goes on sale Monday for the price of a black board marker. Get yours now and save thousands from natural disasters.

Fastest weer from the west

As if urinating in public (using a urinal) was not strange enough, Hong Kong has turned it into a competition. You're even assigned a number.

There were 10,000 green bottles lined up by a drunk

Must have been one hell of a bender.

Apparently it's comfy

Rock band drum set or sofa?

Crabs for only HD$220

Live crabs for sale. The lady was keeping them alive with a small water spray.

I'm more famous than a Hollywood movie star

I'm top of the charts as the number one search result on Google.com, alltheweb.com and Bing.com. If anyone ever asks who I am I can now reply "Google me" :-)

Patriotic much?

OK so todays photo isn't brilliant, but to be honest it's been a really boring day. This is the only highlight I could find. Still, it's a pretty amazing sofa cover if you ask me.

My third kneecap

I may fear no evil, but I sure as hell feel it the next day.

Yea, as I play with the valley of death

First game back for Valley, playing for both Griffs and Broncos.

Pudong Shangri-La, Shanghai

I might have been dumb enough to leave my phone at home today, but I'm also clever enough to think of a killer idea for Pudong Shangri-La, Shanghai. A lot of credit to Alvin of course. Thanks CD, I will remember today forever.

Hair of the dog

This has to be the longest hair anyone has ever found in their food.

My first cravat

Yes that's a bald patch in the mirror. However, I'm making up for the lack of hair with a surplus of style. I think the words you are looking for are "pulling it off"

The best kind of parking ticket

Either the police are implementing a new 'intimidation' based ticketing system or the owner of the BMW has seriously pissed off the Mafia.

Pigs can fly

Red Bull Flugtag comes Hong Kong, for the first time ever. 10/10/10.

Location:West Kowloon helipad

Teaching the locals a lesson

Surprised to see a small American Football team in Happy Valley. So I showed them some signature moves and signed a few helmets.

Location:Wong Nai Chung Rd,,Hong Kong

Seriously disturbing

Never ever watch this film, let alone the trailer, http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=The+human+centipede+trailer&aq=f

Bratwurst, schnitzel and steins

John takes first place in the Happy Valley drinking contest, with Mark a close second.

Sudden loss of appetite

Anyone for a creamy chocolate filled Collon?

Location:Lloyd Path,,Hong Kong

They only come out at night part 2

The second crazy person to have been spotted after dark. This guy may have had a sword, but it was his killer dance moves that scared me.

Ikea means "social club" in Chinese

Apparently, locals in Hong Kong flock to Ikea on a weekend to socialize with friends. Maybe they think it's one of those themed Japanese restaurants. Surprisingly, however amongst the arguing western couples, tired husbands and overexcited wives, they don't look out of place.

The world's smallest grasshopper

I've no idea how this little critter got in the house, but he went straight for the beer fridge.

I live in Happy Valley

Kelly and I are officially moving in together.